Just a Matter of Time: The End of Europe?

This may well be a secular justification of the Pro-Life movement

Comparing the President to a Monkey...RACIST!!

Always easy to shout "RACISM" when you can't defend your position

The Soylent Option: The Final Solution To Health Care

In the interests of solving the great problem of our times, we need to think not in terms of the Government Option or the Private Option but a third one, the Soylent Option. The first step, however is to determine exactly what the problem is. I am of the opinion that we have the best health care in the world, so I doubt that the real underlying issue is not of quality. There are those who would say that excessive cost is most pressing. I suppose, that anything of quality that is in demand would be expensive. I think the issue is that there are too many demands on the system by too many people. Oversimplification? Maybe. Don’t you think that if we reduced the demand on our health services we might have a surplus and hence a lowered price? Thus we have the Solyent Option or The Final Solution to Health Care.

I would hope that Our Leader institute a mandate that everyone over the age of 55 be genetically typed. We could do this by opening small areas in Malls, Wal-Mart and Target Stores similar to the food courts and convenience banking centers. We could call them Halcyon Depots, or Elysian Fields-something nice sounding and they would be funded by federal employees and do the following: Initiate the mandatory genetic typing and then every year thereafter counseling sessions on such topics as the need for jobs for young people, the pain and embarrassment of growing old, and the despair caused by a failing mind and body. It would be just a matter of time, say 5-7 years that old people would be encouraged to realize that they are not going to get any better. Their presence on this planet disenfranchises those young people they have produced.

Finally, there will be a time that these used up human beings will realize just what they have become. They are a drain on society and there is one last thing they can do for Our Leader. Walk painfully into the mall carrying the weight of sixty plus years on their tired and worn bodies, and enter the Halcyon Depot for the last time. As always, they would be greeted with warm respect and attention. There would be people who will actually listen to their rambling speech having had several years of listening intently to some really crazy stuff while working for Acorn. There would be a softly lit room with the quiet music of your choice, a soft chaise lounge and a complimentary beverage. Naturally when one chooses to imbibe, he or she will pass into sleep's gentle embrace with out pain, without regrets and leave this world a better place.

After the next of kin are given a nice glossy 8x10 photo of the deceased, the Federal Government will take possession of the remains. Remember the genetic typing? Everything that can be harvested for use by a new, younger generation will be used. Bone, skin, corneas and any viable internal organs. (Of course, the reason people choose this option, and it is choice mind you is most of those organs are in a state of immanent failure). Never the less, nothing will go to waste. The rest of the product will not be discarded obscenely in some land fill, or worse, a cemetery but will continue on its way to the terminal processing plant. Here the conversion of what was hitherto useless waste will be converted into little green beads of very high nitrogen content fertilizer.

This Soylent Green Fertilizer will be exclusively used for the growth of hybrid corn and soybeans for various bio-fuels. The circle is now complete. The Final Solution has reduced the most medically intensive segment of the population, has provided for new jobs for the new generation and lastly, The Leaders “Green Car Revolution” is complete.

So, in the very near possible future when grandma or grandpa asks you to take them to the mall, you bet your ass the car will be running in a New York minute.


My Apologies to the movie, “Soylent Green”

In Remembrance. May they all rest in peace.

I Got Mo Better Heath Care This Time, Andy

Snake oil is still snake oil, no matter what you call it or how you try and sell it

Prophesy?

One can only hope

Racism????

The following is the defense speech Michael Richards gave after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some interesting points which are now even more relevant after the unfortunate occurrences in both Cambridge MA. And Washington DC

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer
in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey, 'Caveman'... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP. You have BET....

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists. If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that?? A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist. I am proud.... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??